Juan Veron

Tune: Seasons in the sun

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
He's got style but no hair,
He's an Argy, we don't care.....

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
And the joy will never end ,
'Cos Juan will skin them once again.

John O'Shea

Tune: Into the ark

When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'Shea
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will f****ng sing
'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score...
(sanitized version: ...the Stretford End will rise and sing...)